I’m trying to pick my first day of school outfit for tomorrow, but nothing I try on seems like it looks good on me. I know that it had to at one point, or else why did I buy it? I usually just pick out another dress because they’re easy, but now I’m thinking about that one time a woman asked if I was having a boy or a girl. But I can’t pick pants because they make me look worse. And all I keep doing is reading about the ketogenic diet while trying to do this and it’s just making me feel worse.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
I’m trying to pick my first day of school outfit for tomorrow, but nothing I try on seems like it looks good on me. I know that it had to at one point, or else why did I buy it? I usually just pick out another dress because they’re easy, but now I’m thinking about that one time a woman asked if I…
Stop it. You are beautiful, and you can wear anything you want. And kids say stupid shit all the time. Just smile and be positive and know that you are going to be wonderful. And if all that fails, know that you have a support system to fall back on. :)
Thanks Lacy… but it’s never the kids I worry about. It’s other grown-ass people and myself. There are some days I feel really on and don’t give a crap about anyone else because I feel good about how I look. And there are some days where my weight really gets to me and I have to try not to cry while I think about putting clothes on